Introducing the newest member of the TobaccoHarmReduction.org team

We would like to welcome Phinn Samuel Heavner-Phillips to the TobaccoHarmReduction.org team.  Phinn (PhD, Harvard 2036) will head up our Underage Product Testing Department and gather research on infantile rantings, which we get a lot of in this business.

(Yes, I know this is a professional blog, but just this once….  After all, when you work online entirely you cannot even put an “It’s a Boy” balloon in your cubicle, so this is the best I have available.

Mandatory disclosures:  Mother and baby are fine.  The e-cigar and snus tin were both empty, and do not represent endorsements of specific products just because they were what I happened to have around the house.  7 lb 8.8 oz (that is just to annoy Paul who wonders why everyone reports babies’ weight as if it were an interesting statistic — so how about this one, Paul:  head circumference was 13″).

– Carl V. Phillips

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  • vivendi  On November 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    With my best wishes to this brand new addition to the world’s population. May his future be bright, peaceful, and free of harm.

  • Kate  On November 29, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    Woo Hoo!!! Congrats Dr. Carl.

    Finn is a great Irish name, we had a giant called Finn McCool who left us some great stories and even geographical curiosities.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fionn_mac_Cumhaill

    x

    • Paul  On November 29, 2010 at 2:35 pm

      Then you must read, if you haven’t, At Swim Two Birds by my favourite author of all time (Flann O’Brien).

  • Paul  On November 29, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    My point is that if we are going to report babies’ weights then weights should also be reported on other momentous occasions such as graduation or marriage.

  • Spike  On November 29, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Congratulations Carl!!!

  • Treece  On November 29, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Beautiful Phinn! Congratulations! 🙂

    Paul: worst idea ever. 😦

  • Lisa C  On November 30, 2010 at 7:27 pm

    congratulations carl and karyn! i am so so so pleased, by this post, by the news of mother and baby’s health, and by the noteworthy circumference of young Phinn’s head.

    all good wishes from rainy eastern ontario!

    lisa

    (paul: i think this is an excellent idea. it only makes sense.)

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