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Introducing the newest member of the TobaccoHarmReduction.org team

We would like to welcome Phinn Samuel Heavner-Phillips to the TobaccoHarmReduction.org team.  Phinn (PhD, Harvard 2036) will head up our Underage Product Testing Department and gather research on infantile rantings, which we get a lot of in this business.

(Yes, I know this is a professional blog, but just this once….  After all, when you work online entirely you cannot even put an “It’s a Boy” balloon in your cubicle, so this is the best I have available.

Mandatory disclosures:  Mother and baby are fine.  The e-cigar and snus tin were both empty, and do not represent endorsements of specific products just because they were what I happened to have around the house.  7 lb 8.8 oz (that is just to annoy Paul who wonders why everyone reports babies’ weight as if it were an interesting statistic — so how about this one, Paul:  head circumference was 13″).

– Carl V. Phillips